bing bong you're doing a bad job

this video had an air of “i haven’t seen you in like 10 hours i want to tell you about my lexicon”

don’t cry okay? cheese tortellini ♥️

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

What's Falin in?

the dragon

Did a Tales of Symphonia secret Santa this year!! This is for @laziloo, and they wanted something with Zelos, snow, and angst — so I delivered just that!

I love concepts of characters staring down at their younger selves…

i love having parasocial relationships with people's cats

I think any marriage needs its running jokes, ones that you can repeat with variations, or make callbacks too.

One of my favorite bits is describing the romcoms I watch to my wife as though I have never heard of a narrative in my life.

"She runs a small plane company, and he's from a major airline trying to shut her down, so it's really anyone's guess what's going to happen."

"Get this, he's a stuffy office dork and she's a free spirit, and they end up stuck in the same cabin on a cruise. Sounds like a disaster, right?"

"They've decided to pair up and be each other's plus one at a series of weddings to feel less pathetic, but it's not like they like each other or anything."

So I told my wife that I hoped she would still enjoy me doing this bit forty years from now, and she smiled and held my hand and said that she'd never liked it, not even the first time.

i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry

this is what i saw immediately after leaving the interview. do you guys think it’s a good omen

.... uhm I don't know how to comment on this

i’ve been listening to a lot of Gorillaz lately so i drew @danisnotonfire and @amazingphil in the style of the character 2D

i should be over all the butterflies

@amazingphil

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