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cappie!

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

Reverse ravenloft, characters from a grim nightmare world are good enough to be sucked to the cuddles and smile dimension

Also, through their grimdark training (plus years of compacted trauma), they're the only ones able to perceive the massive, horrifying inequalities in the cuddles and smile dimension.

"Wait, how long has King Sunshine ruled? How long does his species usually have? You... you have a "hug festival" every year, where everyone donates their hugs, because they love him? What the fuck. What the fuck."

"So the Lump-Rock Bugs work in the quarries and mines and sing about it, apparently. Has anyone actually noted the lyrics? The whole 'work all day, work all night, work in the dark, work in the light, work with our hands and our feetses too, there's nothing Lump-Rock Bugs won't do' thing? Has anyone ever... oh, they just love work? They want to do it because that's what they're for? No one ever looked at this critically? No one?"

"So I noticed that No-Fun Nora wasn't at the jelly-jam jamboree last night. Is she okay? Oh shit, really? What's the diagnosis? Wait, hang on, not wanting to be touched is considered a mental disorder here? What's the treatment? Hug therapy?! Where the fuck'd I leave my thieves' tools."

"So, funny story. I woke up today to find just a full-ass dude in my kitchen. Turns out the Dirty Word Detectives can just do that, y'now, let themselves into your house if they suspect you've been saying fuckwords. Also go through your mail. And no one thinks that's weird. So, y'now. Something to think about."

"Did any of you just have any weird dreams? Reminding you the hug festival was coming up? Yeah, so apparently there's a dream wizard who makes sure everyone has good dreams. Also apparently, he receives two chests of golden fairy apples from King Sunshine before every hug festival. And I know his f---ing address."

"So it took me a while to dig up - the librarian kept bursting into song about how 'you've got friends at the library' or something - but the only legal successor to King Sunshine was Princess Marmalade, and she was married off to Prince Starlight about seven years ago. Except I compared the dates and, apparently, she was 13 years old at the time. She stopped sending letters two years ago because she was 'too busy being in love'. Gas up the Teleportation Circle, we can't let this sit."

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. My tablet broke and unfortunately I did lose a lot of my sketches, so I was kinda unmotivated to draw for this au for a while.

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

Meow

A spot on impression of the TF2 Spy.

SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY.

tf2 heritage post

bixo feio

I just got called ma’am today—and girl!!!

This guy walked in with his kids, smiled at me, and said, “Hello, ma’am.” Then he turned to them and added, “Go ask the nice lady where the Pokémon cards are.” And they actually ran up to me, all shy and polite, and asked, “Umm, ma’am, where are the Pokémon cards?”

I pointed them in the right direction, but oh my god—I could not stop blushing. My heart was doing backflips, my brain short-circuited, and I swear I almost giggled out loud. Like, it wasn’t just being called ma’am—it was the effortless way they saw me for who I am. No second glances, no hesitation, just pure, casual gender euphoria in the form of a tiny, adorable interaction.

I need to lie down. I am simply too gay for this moment.

Forest Caterpillar Hunter (Calasoma sycophanta), family Carabidae, Lakonia, Greece

photograph by Robert Borek

Forest Caterpillar Hunter (Calasoma sycophanta), family Carabidae, Lakonia, Greece

photograph by Robert Borek

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