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I talk a lot about hating Renesme and wondering what would have happened if they aborted it...
What if I wrote something on ao3 about that...
She's coming together folks :)
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POV: The Cullens getting ready to meet bella
Esme: okay so I found this guy on the tv that makes italian food?
Rosalie: how the fuck are we just assuming she’s italian because her name is Bella?
Carlisle: guys where’s that couch thing for the living room?
Alice: Can we learn to play some kind of American sport in the next 20 minutes?
Emmett: How are we going to *serve* this food?? WE DON’T HAVE PLATES.
Jasper: What about this piece of paper?? That can be a plate, right?
Now I'm thinking about them having to go out and buy plates, pots, utensils, etc...like ten of each...hopefully the Forks Target was stocked up that day
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Returning to the subject of friends, kind of hilarious that JASPER is the only one other than Carlisle who has any friends. Jasper, the stand-offish one; Jasper, the one that always seems a little on the outside of family circle; Jasper, the one with a century of vampire-on-vampire murder under this belt.
He has two friends, Peter and Charlotte. And I mean, three, I guess, if you count him being on good enough terms with Maria that neither of them actively want to kill the other.
Carlisle's like, oh here is Alistair, whom I met wandering the English countryside. And Siobhan, a dear friend with a remarkable gift. And Amun and Kebi, who are the last of the ancient Egyptians. And Zafrina and Senna, protectors of the Amazon, although I'm sorry Kachiri couldn't join us. And Garrett, whom I met working as an army surgeon at Yorktown, and . . . and . . . and . . .
Meanwhile Jasper is like: Here's Peter. He helped me kill newborns when their time was up until he fell in love Charlotte. Also a friend. We were supposed to kill her but he refused and they ran away together. They eventually came back to get me away from Maria, our creator, who recruited us into a never-ending vampire war. We're on good terms, but she doesn't visit anymore after The Incident.
I present to you... A sample of my upcoming Breaking Dawn fanfic...
"For a split second, I found myself dreaming. Dreaming of a little child, a boy who looked exactly like Edward, then a girl who was as beautiful as Rosalie. I could see myself with this child…rocking them, nursing them, playing with them. For a second…I was the tiniest bit excited, and happy. For a second I wanted that baby.
The dreams came crashing down very quickly."
Do y'all want this :)
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“It’s okay, Bella. Everything’s okay.” “Yes,” I bawled. And, for once, it seemed that way.
GAY🫵🫵🫵
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SMeyer once said that she thought about using "Forks" for the title of "Twilight" so now I'm imagining the book covers just with different utensils
ao3 is down so I spent the last two hours making this for you
I was thinking "what about new moon?"
But behold:
The beauty of this!
Next?
(the last is probably breaking plate)
BRO BFFR💀😭