i realize that this is a big ask for this website but i really think a lot of yall (looking at you MRAs) need to realize that "oppressor" and "oppressed" are not neatly separated categories. please learn about intersectionality and i mean actual intersectionality, not the buzzword that people use on tumblr

like, yes, a cis butch lesbian is capable of being transphobic towards trans men. but you, as a trans man, are also capable of being misogynistic and lesbophobic towards her.

this shit isnt like pokemon types, your misogyny and lesbophobia doesn't suddenly vanish just because your target is cis

Hush

i've seen you when your ship came in and when your train was leaving

i’ll never see that girl again, he did it as a gag / i'll pine away forevermore for andrew in drag

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

+ a secret, third thing

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

average viral video in the US: homeless man getting hit so hard by a teenager he falls to target sales floor headfirst making an incredibly loud clapping sound

average viral video in china: man and his pet goose in tightly edited comedy sketch where the goose repeatedly outsmarts its owner in the pursuit of classic home cooked guangdong delicacies

can i get an impalement pic with your weight resting on the spear and one with the spear removed. can i also get three different pictures of the color draining from your face in any position. can i also just get a normal picture of the spear wound and one where it's spread a bit open. can i get a picture of you coughing up blood. can i get a pic of you lifeless on the spear but also with your boobs in it. can i also get a pic of the exit wound and your ass from behind in one shot. can i also get a pic of your full front body bleeding out on the spear. and can i also g

Mount Holyoke College students at pride in Northampton, MA in 1989. via mhlyonspride

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned