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Derek | 24 | he/him | real human bean

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

RIP Inspector Javert, you would have made a great corporate prosecutor

your belief that there is a certain class of entities that are inherently wicked and will always seek to break the law for their own benefits was not entirely wrongheaded, you just had the bad luck to be born before the advent of Fortune 500 companies

I just think that a man who could chase one minor felon across twenty plus years and multiple cities would be perfectly suited to chasing a trail of money through multiple shell companies as a board tries to duck criminal prosecution through bankruptcies while retaining the assets within the parent zaibatsu

He would be so enriched

this is such a profoundly stupid thing to be mad about but. i periodically think about how banksy made one of my single favorite pieces of art of all time, and everything else he's ever done has sucked. man, how did you nail it once

It's this piece, titled The Banality of the Banality of Evil. Because on first glance, you're like. Yeah, okay, it's obvious what it's saying. Even nazis, even evil people can appreciate beauty, too. But then you learn its name, and suddenly the interpretation shifts a bit. The idea that evil is banal has in itself become banal. my first response to seeing a nazi on a bench is "oh it's about the banality of evil" and not "jesus christ there's a nazi on the bench."

and like. i dunno i think that's a really interesting way for a title to recontextualize a piece. it's finding nuance by tearing out the nuance you want to project onto it. it's not the greatest piece of art ever made, but i'd be lying if i said i didn't have a huge soft spot for it

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

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TAG GAME!!!

Lockscreen, Home screen and the Last playlist you listened to!!

this is so cuteee!

HIII BB

noooo pressure at all loves @abbysdollie @chrissv4mp @svnluns @belliexpog

Sorry for seeing this lateeee thank u for the tag @armodeous 🫶🏻

Mine is lowkey ass because I’m boring

No pressure tags: @ch-4-eri @2ftall @abbysluckycharm @deercodedyke + anyone else!

Thanks for the tag lovely <3

I love shit like that so much.

danke schon for the tag!!!

i think i’ll go ahead and tag @mwahbabe @orphicsun @beangods andddd @corpsegirlmeat

aaa ty! i'm an android user and i dont/cant listen to playlists on the free version of my preferred music streaming platform so uhhh here's a pic of some of the stations i listen to !!

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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

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Speculating that it could refer to some aspect of their website or possibly the sales or advertising department, employees at Convergence Media said Thursday that the word “platforming,” which executives have reportedly used numerous times over the past few weeks, can’t be good. “They sent out this company-wide email that said we’re going to start embracing ‘platforming’ and become a ‘leading platforming company’ within six months—no way that’s not terrible for us,” said Convergence project analyst Joseph Bevan, adding that although he has also overheard the word being employed by senior management in the hallway on at least five occasions, it has yet to be expounded on or put in context by anyone at the company.

no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

nothing sadder than a piece of media making a girl who clearly more than anything else should be a dyke and then going out of their way to make sure the audience knows how interested in men she is. many such cases

yall dont know what bisexuals are 😭

Youre right. Every fictional woman who has a bunch of intense and deeply meaningful interpersonal relationships with other women, but is only ever shown in romantic or sexual relationships with men is intentionally being portrayed as bisexual. That's really the only reasonable way to interpret that particular media trend. I feel so silly for not thinking of it before but I've never heard of bisexuality until this exact second

if you have a band you can play a truly epic MUSIC PRANK by

  • making a good album

and then simply

  • not making any more good albums

follow for more epic MUSIC PRANKS

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