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i am full of love and also fatigue

Mentally I’m here:

hq life draw from zeet studio sketch... all the poses were so good i wanted to draw them properly

I was gonna say "Jason has no game because he's hoping to be seduced like in a Jane Austen novel" but actually I'm revising that statement. I think Jason has no game because he's hoping to be seduced like in Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights.

it’s called a “happy” trail for a reason… i see a man’s happy trail and i start jumping up and down in excitement saying “yay” “yippee” “this is the best day ever” “woohoo” and other things in that vein… u would too if u had any soul

i love you fanfic authors that write AUs. i love you fanfic authors that write canon. i love you fanfic authors that write unhinged things specific to their niche interests. i love you fanfic authors that write against the grain of fanon interpretation. i love you fanfic authors that add to fanon interpretation in even more rich ways. i love you fanfic authors with low self confidence, with all the confidence in the world, with 3000 subscribers, with 2 subscribers, who have written a million words and ones that have written 100. i love you fanfic authors who haven't written a word yet but the stories are still knocking around inside your head. i love you fanfic authors!!!!!!!

I'm in your fandom, polyculing your found family.

Praying they bring back the gag of Stephanie using ridiculous combo batarangs because Barbara hooked her up with a custom batarang maker and foolishly assumed she wouldn't abuse this power. Everyone's a gangster until they take a 'fire and scorpions-erang' to the face.

Thinking abt how batman probably trained all his kids one-on-one on how to take down each individual JL member. For emergencies of course.

Now imagine a 'nobody knows batman has kids au' and imagine one of them, let's say RR, appears for whatever reason in front of GL.

GL, a seasoned pilot, hero, whtv, thinks "random ass kid I can take you!" Only to be in his normal pilot suit in exactly .00032 seconds.

He looks over and this mysterious kid is now twirling his ring like "Damn didn't know you were so easy. Maybe I should get B to up your training time :/"

im sick and tired of fans like you. yellow weakness and pulling the ring off a gls finger isn’t shit and doesn’t actually work. You’d have to cut off the whole arm to do anything like that. Please read something that isn’t Batman comics (do you even read those? if you did you’d know Bruce is gassed up for no reason by the writers. ) Like maybe you could read Green Lantern (2006) and Green Lantern Corps : Recharge? I’m so tired 😞.

is it ever that serious

Just block and scroll bro

Also I'm literally basing this off that one JL animation movie where batman literally pulls the ring off hal's finger and his suit disappears so

The reason why they posted that was the Green Lantern tag is getting overrun by posts like this, which makes it incredibly difficult for actual Green Lantern fans to connect with each other and build a community. You can totally post whatever you want, but tagging it Green Lantern is unkind. GL fans regularly have to scroll past endless Batman posts that are basically just "Green Lantern sucks and should die." You can imagine it's pretty frustrating! Especially when most of them are so far removed from canon that they're basically discussing OCs at this point.

Also yeah, that happened in one movie (for a cheap and badly written joke that the writers clearly didn't think through the implications of) but it doesn't work in mainline canon. The Green Lanterns are super interesting characters, but it's fine if you don't like them. But you don't have to tag them every time you shit all over them.

GL suck and he should die

Where in the god fuck did you see me write that? I was going for a cheap joke, ofc I know this wouldn't work on GL, I googled batman contingency plans and he had a psychological torture one for him. Would you prefer me write that in a post that was meant to be a joke?

But it was 7 in the morning, I wasn't awake enough for this shit, posted it and then went on with my day

Is it ever this serious to bash me for a cheapshot that I took at 7 in the morning

Also jist block me it's never that serious. Batman also has takes that I don't agree with, instead of posting 3 images and saying that I 'shit all over him' how bout you start curating your feed and blocking me instead

I dont see why I have to curate my blog to fit your needs. Seeing that it's you know. My blog.

"I'm gonna make a post about how much this character sucks hahaha"

"Wait, fans of this character are mad at me? OMG I was totally kidding it was just a prank bro."

"How dare you try to hold me accountable for misusing a tag. You're the one getting mad so it's obviously you who are the problem."

Average Bat "fan" behavior.

Oops!

Pg 2/? Done!

Always been a little miffed that we never truly see how Steph copes with the break up.

If you’re wondering why not talk to Cass, I imagine Steph doesn’t want to put her in an awkward situation. But who do you think called Kara?

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.