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She-Ra AMV Playlist Masterpost

A masterpost of all my She-Ra amvs. Songs are associated by ship or character. You can also track the tag #she ra amv.

If you’re looking to get into making amvs yourself, I also have the entire series uploaded to my dropbox.

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

sorry op but it's very funny seeing you call that claim "hilarious" and then have your own poll basically confirm it (gen z currently at 45% with 24,017 votes)

Okay, sure, haha, funny, that's fine, but who is this .3% silent generation. That's the way more curious statistic here.

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they should make an ave mujica version of haruhikage just because i think it would be objectively funny to make uika sing haruhikage

absolutely stellar

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

“Then study”

what I like most about him is that he’s a red herring villain in the sense that he clearly is designed to look evil (he looks like that because he got injured in the war) but once you see his actions in the movie he’s only helping people. his oxygen destroyer genuinely is the device that helps defeat Godzilla. He was actually extremely reluctant to use it because he (correctly) assumed that it would catch the eyes of Cold War nations who would use it against people.

plus there’s a subplot about him being arranged to marry the main female lead but she’s in love with a different man. instead of being the obvious villain again about the situation, he acknowledges she’ll be happier with a spouse of her choosing rather than an arranged marriage

I just love this guy from a 1954 movie looks like a complete cliche of a mad scientist but his character is actually a subversion of a lot scientist villain tropes

Just looking at this image you might be thinking something dramatic and horrifying is happening but No actually this goober is just fighting for her life not to belch in public because she drank her soda too fast while trying to look cool in front of a former coworker

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

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