Ghastown's Toku Blog?

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

Some Apollo Geist sketches

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

a well-earned rest

I like to think the antennae wiggle when he gets startled

at least there's gay people

and sadomasochism

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

Bionicle: "Collect the the 48 marketable Krana!" "Sand Bats have another, very long name, but people get killed before they can finish saying it!" "Oh, awkwaaaard! Jaller just interrupted Hewkii and Macku having a cute moment together!"

Also Bionicle:

You left off the most chilling part of that:

"No one had ever heard a Makuta scream."

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

Still very funny to me that Decepticon alt modes can just be like... Guns and Cassette players lol