— DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.04 Sic Semper Systema

Saw some people headcanoning that tim looks like his mom, so heres a reminder that it is canon :)

they're meant for each other or something

Jason Todd very casually encouraging underage drinking

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Can you imagine Jason physically restraining himself from yelling “LET’S FUCKING GOOOO” or “THAT’S MY DAD” when Bruce does something cool

Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

quick warm-up that reminded me of a meme

There is no absolute way he is that big! ⚡🦇 Absolute Batman & Flash

While Bruce is a tankiest of the League, Wally is the smallest of the all.

Image refference + draw of the selfie under the cut

sometimes you gotta just. you know

They make me SICKKKKKKK

happy wip wednesday! this week i'm avoiding thinking about work and taxes by drawing even more superbat kissing. a++ life choices

let you be the boss of me

pairing: frank castle x fem!reader

tags: consensual “hidden” camera, reader is lowkey a bit of a perv and a tease!!! good for her, established relationship, voyeurism, exhibitionism, phone sex, dirty talk, cunnilingus, fingering, multiple orgasms, hints of free use pleasure dom frank…. hehe, cowgirl position, unprotected sex, creampie

a/n: happy ddba double release day and rest in peace to frankie’s sexy-hot beard… </3 been itching to write some frank for a long time now, so here’s whatever this is lol. i’m really excited to post this actually and would love to hear your thoughts if you give it a read!

w/c: 5.1k

he takes his painkillers dry. two straight down the hatch with barely a grimace, and he’s contemplating on taking a third when something flashes out of the corner of his eye. frank castle isn’t startled by much of anything anymore, but he does do a double take at the giant eyeball taking up the entire screen of his main desktop. it blinks owlishly and he chuckles, rattling the bottle of pills in a rough hand before dropping it back to the table and stalking his way over to the setup of monitors to his left. 

“the hell you doin’, knucklehead?”