*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

Dion and his angry nose.

it came to me in a dream

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

Frankly we all should have multiple names. We contain many multitudes and vibes and just one is too limiting

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

BaalBuddy

i am very weak for the “ruthless person who develops one (1) ounce of ethics because the person they are obsessed with wouldn’t approve of murder” thing.

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

Worst pain