realism in video games

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

behold. my ugly son.

Species accurate version

wretched little creature

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

Sonic obliviousness is mostly harmless... Until mixed with Omega's blatant honestly

Freakin looking at me

this morning im meditating on just how truly funny it is that alex went with making bill the obsessed one.

like ford was dedicated, he worshipped bill, but ford's devotion made sense. there was a logic and rationality to it and it had boundaries that were consistent and he followed. he worshipped bill for his knowledge and power, loved him for what they had in common and how they got along, left him when he learned of bill's true nature and intentions, and took it upon himself to make up for his mistake by turning that dedication from serving bill to killing bill. this is relatable and understandable.

but making your series main villain, someone immortal and with godlike powers and abilities and influence doggedly obsessed with just some nerd is like. really funny. girl go fuck a black hole, take a neutron star out for dinner, text back one of the eldritch gods on the edge of time. ford collects moths.

can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

thank you for getting exactly what i meant

confirmed: autism transmitted via wanton slutiness. now gimme

just to confirm. i now have autism #thankyousluts

folks its viral. remember to fag strong together

a potentially unpopular opinion: i think it would have been better if gwen was a princess rather than a royal servant

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS!!! i love her deeply as the character she is and seeing her development, but it wouldve been cooler to see her being royalty like in the legends. she could still be the kind and caring person she is and learn to be outspoken, even still being best friends with merlin despite class differences

how i imagine that to play out in the show is that gwen and arthur have been arranged to marry since they were children, so gwen is sent to camelot in s1 to live in the castle but not actually be married to arthur yet. its more like an adjustment period leading up to marriage,,, idk i just think that could’ve led to interesting dynamics between characters

New sweater ✨

Turn up volume for gentle clanking

(Cat is why garden visits are strictly supervised!)

This duck is obviously having a pretty glorious time in there but dare I say it, specifically his butt is having an even better time, or probably the best possible time.

@solluxisms

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

deeply felt as a new Merlin devotee

Merlin Pixie Hollow AU: Part 2