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skeptic - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 272

“I heard you’re going to Potter’s for the holidays,” Marlene McKinnon said to Regulus one day in mid-December, causing Regulus to give her a funny look. Sure, they had mutual friends, but they’d never had a one-on-one conversation before.

“Erm…yeah,” he shrugged, another swell of nerves flooding his system. He was trying not to have daily panic attacks about meeting James’s parents, but so far he was failing miserably.

McKinnon gave him a smile that seemed more like a smirk. “Good luck. You’re in for it.”

Regulus’s stomach dropped. “Sirius says they’re both amazing?” he said, tone coming out more like a question.

“Oh, they are. Which makes the fact that they’re both bloody hot ten times worse,” McKinnon chuckled. “Trust me. You lucked out with James. His gene pool is like a Greek God’s or something. Euphemia Potter is so fucking-”

“I mean, they’re his parents. How attractive can they be?” Regulus interrupted skeptically, eyebrows knitting together. McKinnon was a bit weird.

“Sure. Go into it unprepared. Your funeral,” McKinnon shrugged, still grinning.

But, a week later, as the train arrived on the platform and James excitedly led Regulus to two people who could only be his parents, Regulus had to physically bite his lip to stop himself from gasping as he took in Fleamont Potter’s appearance. His salt-and-pepper hair, his glasses that perched on his chiseled face, his piercing eyes and warm expression…the trimmed scruff that gave him a distinctly approachable but still authoritative feel….not to mention his outfit.

One thing was for sure: if James Potter aged to look anything like his dad, Regulus had lucked out, indeed.

Slytherin skittles hear me out cake would go crazy

barty has voldemort on there. pandora has the giant squid, evan has dumbledore, dorcas has the whomping willow, and regulus’ is pretty tame as he just has fleamont potter

sybill whose visions are precise but few and far between x pandora who is constantly Seeing but struggles with the pieces

pandora who has seen such dark things that even the domestic visions stress her out to a point where she struggles to put the pieces together and coherently verbalise what she knows will happen

pandora who sees things that she can’t control or affect

sybill who only gets splintered visions, or ones she can’t remember, but theyre so uncommon that many think she’s lying for attention

sybill who has to take care of pandora after her visions because she’s the only one who understands how it feels

guys.

guys WHY IS TUMBLR SO ROUND NOW 😭 WTF CHANGE IT BACK

Regulus calls James "Jem" and "sunshine" and James calls Regulus "love" and "sweetheart"

Sirius calls Remus "ma lune" and "moonbeam" and Remus calls Sirius "fy seren" and "dove"

Lily calls Pandora "beautiful" and "lovie" and Pandora calls Lily "water lily" and "mon cœur"

Barty calls Evan "Rosie" and "tesoro" and Evan calls Barty "Bee" and "ma moitié"

Peter calls Xeno "mein engel" and "handsome" and Xeno calls Peter "darling" and "lovely"

Marlene calls Dorcas "Cassie" and "honey" and Dorcas calls Marlene "baby" and "silly"

you can take lanky, noodle boy remus lupin from my cold dead hands.

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

The worst part about this is that some people genuinely have this take:

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

i love the take that the ONLY fictional character it's ok to sexualize is jesus

everyone lowkey judging jegulus’ relationship bc james is a YAPPER and literally never shuts up and it seems like reg can never actually get a word in

but behind closed doors regulus talks and talks and talks until he can’t possibly talk anymore and james just sits and smiles as he listens bc he ADORES to hear about anything and everything that regulus has to say

i love them sm someone sedate me

Anyways au where Regulus survives the cave and fakes his death. Barty thinks his boyfriend died mysteriously at age 17. Regulus thinks his boyfriend died in Azkaban age 19.

Then years later they meet again like bitch u were alive this whole time???? I grieved and for what?????

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

"Pandora's box had lilies all over it And together they destroyed the world"

genderfluid Sirius Black they could never make me hate you.

everytime someone describes James Potter as a white guy an angel is violently thrown into a fire

james who joined the death eaters for regulus that, when he gets captured by the order, breaks out into a wide grin when “prongs” accidentally slips out from sirius’ mouth because no one’s called him that in merlin knows how long