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The Jason Bourne of Infertility

@benthicpressure / benthicpressure.tumblr.com

Hey I'm Cal. 30, gender unknown. mostly post stupid pictures that make me laugh but you'll see the occasional fandom post here or there; I try not to be annoying about it.

like I'm sorry but I will keep posting about this until people stop being cunts and shitheads so I think we'll be here a good while. every time I talk about the colonial framing of australia and how colonialism is at work in modern day understandings of this country I only need to count to ten before every european and usamerican in sight starts spouting complete bullshit. why don't you all take a deep breath and examine why the fuck you're so wedded to the idea of australia you have in your head

"suggesting that Australia has uniquely hostile flora and fauna isn't wrong" FACT CHECK:

"aboriginal tribes" FUCK OFF!

  • if you can capitalise Australia you know how to capitalise Aboriginal
  • "tribes" is not the right word here even remotely. try again next time. "Aboriginal people" would be a great start. being able to name even one country or language group would shock me to death. give it a go though

"marsupials reign supreme" don't make me laugh

  • CHECK: why are you using language that inherently ascribes a particular morality to animals? what motivates you to frame Australia as uniquely 'ruled by animals'? what else might this imply and where might this framing have come from?

"most venomous and hostile" why are you putting those adjectives together?

  • Australia's most venomous snake (the inland taipan) has not killed a single person in recorded history because of how rare it is for that snake to come anywhere near humans. again, refer to the stats above
  • "hostility" is another example of ascribing negative moral values to an animal where it is not at all appropriate

"one of the less hospitable places on earth" colonialism check!

  • hospitable to whom?
  • you mean that pre-colonial Australia didn't follow western ideals of housing and agriculture don't you? (<- there very much was agricultural practices in First Nations groups for the record)
  • you're implying that the land had to be tamed by colonisers, aren't you?
  • come on. be so for real right now

I get the idea of colonialist implications of some word choices mentioned there, but I wonder if the animal reign comments are poetic license being taken literally

it absolutely wasn’t meant literally, but one still has to consider the word choice implications here, especially when they echo very old colonial sentiments. the imagery of a land ruled by animals is imagery but those images are so commonly appealed to because it maps onto preexisting ideas about Australia being an inherently wild and untameable landscape. metaphors are also choices that matter, regardless of their non-literal intentions

But if I call somebody a roaring dipshit then obviously I don't literally mean they're made of loud feces, it's poetic license and therefore can't be objected to /s

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

i insert a small DNA sample into IBM's largest and most powerful supercomputer and after doing an utterly incomprehensible amount of calculations it prints out a little piece of ticker tape with a full list of every slur i can reclaim

Image description: Screenshot of Bluesky post from Hank Green:

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don't die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly saysΒ β€œwell who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

absolutely hilarious of Hollow Knight to answer the question "why are all the things I knock over back in perfect condition when I re-enter the room", a question that really doesn't need an answer because of how common it is in video games, with "there's a guild of bugs who are fixing things very very fast while you aren't looking"

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