This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

garden of eden 🍎

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

Her gun got you covered!

"heaven resides in the arms of my noble and gracious special someone"

- said no-one! jesus(dianxia) I need a sprite anyway here's hualian <3

ps. should I do gojo x geto next? Yaoi is in my blood atp

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

dead dove do not eat in practice

Lesson learned 😶

(She apologized afterwards)

SHE WASN'T FALLING WITH HIM

SHE WAS DIVING TOWARDS HIM

oh my god what if he was trying to sacrifice himself to save/protect her, knowing he could no longer override his command and will detonate and destroy her and everything

But she doesn't care about anything else. Just him

She would rather die with him than live in a world without him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The relief on his face, the joy he feels, knowing she wants to be with him to the very end no matter what 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and the little shake of his head before The Kiss™ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

CALEB | Fallen Cosmos

I AM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS (NOT)

“hello little one~”

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.