my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

me when viva la vida comes on

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

still getting notifications from this post 12 years later…… will i ever be free…..

Thank you tumblr for 2012 posts.

Iconic

i love reddit so fucking much

Your white boyfriend will do nothing for you. Leave him. Join my terrorist Organization

get cropped idiot

Did you just circumcise my post??

dual wielding

u/Dry_Wealth1941

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

idk sorry

giant metal ball from. ELDEN ring...kina sexy when ya think about it

Do you think...she likes girls ?? 😳😳😳

they should put a bomb collar on me tbh

can you just kill me next time

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

I really get it now

that's the original line from the anime

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

I cannot tell what you're trying to say to me but this is my favorite ask I've ever gotten. What

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck