important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

a) why is this tagged hamilton

b) what the fuck is going on

there’s no place on the internet like tumblr

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

i just need to focus

actually i love the reveal that the only reason effie got involved with the hunger games at all was because her little sister needed her.

there are katniss parallels everywhere for those with eyes to see

There should be an extension where every single Mario Kart World image that gets posted to social media has text superimposed on it that says "Okay but...this game costs 80 US dollars."

Artist Rendition

Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

Dark Souls is, somehow, both!

Just a few more hours

There’s a post about how we need more female characters who genuinely care about people but are really bad at caregiving, and honestly that fits Kira Nerys really well. I’m thinking of Starship Down where she’s tasked with looking after Sisko and keeping him conscious when he has a head injury, and she just starts visibly flailing despite making an effort to hold it together. “Listen up…. because there’s going to be a test later” and then trying to keep him alert by droning on about duty rosters because she gets Task-Oriented when things are in dire straits and does not know how to scale things to a more personal level with someone she has a working relationship with.

Like, so much of how she deals with emotionally fraught situations is by getting up and doing something about them (even so far as traveling back in time) or just keeping busy to avoid dwelling on the matter at hand. When her father was dying, her response was to go out and kill some Cardassians about it, and then order another attack upon his death, rather than sit by his bedside. When Bareil died (pre-resurrection via mad scientist noodling) she went right back to work despite Bashir telling her she didn’t have to. It is a trauma mindset from someone who witnessed a lot of death and suffering and had no choice but to pick up and keep moving and keep fighting. And when she has to sit down and really focus on someone else’s vulnerability, it’s very uncomfortable for her. She cares very deeply about the people around her but she’s clumsy about it.

Husband said something silly tonight and if I didn’t draw it I was going to pass out

is this anything

shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

Forcemascing? Yeah that exists it's called conscription

This joke brought to you by "please understand the construction of the gender hierarchy to an extent where you can figure out why forcefem started as a humiliation kink aimed at men that accidentally appealed to transfem eggs, while stories about women dressing up as men are often presented as heroic in contrast"

#how're those 7k+ notes going op

This is normal for me and my faith in the average human's interest in understanding anything about the world at all has been permanently annihilated

just saw this emoji 🫩 for the first time look at that guy

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone