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The Official Mayonnaise Conglomerate

@big-mayo-official / big-mayo-official.tumblr.com

My name is May O. Naise and I look exactly like my profile pic

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I'VE BEEN EXPOSED

I am now in the process of readying my back-up blogs for use.

It's done. I have created and posted on 3 semi-new blogs. One for fandomposting/aesthetics, one for shitposts and memes, and one for politics. Other than that, nothing has changed.

I am abandoning this blog for a while. Anyone trying to find me, good luck.

nudes

hi, 10 years later, why did i take nudes of the little caeser outfit.

when i posted this picture it got like ten notes

i reblogged it a few years later and it got up to 42

on a whim i rb’d this the other day and logged off. 15k notes. what the fuck happened

i reblogged it a

few years later and it got

up to 42

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Holy fuck that Trump Zelensky meeting was an absolute embarrassment to the US. Might as well have been Putin.

Congratulations to Zelensky for emboldening Europe against Trump and the US.

Folk I know who never talk about politics are coming out with Слава Україні in Facebook posts.

EU needs a strong response, and the UK could start with blocking Trump’s visit. Not that I think Starmer will, but that meeting was a planned ambush by the fascists in the Oval Office.

Trump’s age is clearly showing and we know what he’s like but JD Vance is also proving beyond doubt that he’s a clueless little rat.

I hope Zelensky went in knowing that his goal was to emboldened Europe.

He’s succeeded. The whole thing made Trump and co look like vindictive pieces of shit. The level of disrespect the US just showed Ukraine is already having a ripple effect.

Even Trump supporters should be embarrassed by that display.

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

my least favorite thing about this website is how culturally protestant some of you are like divorce is almost always a good thing in the long-term especially when the alternative would be a miserable/abusive marriage. but instead divorce is always framed as this social and moral failing of the participants. but whateverrrr i'm always a fan of divorce i think it should be recommended more often in more circumstances and i'm not joking

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