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tagged by: @gaytommykinard - thank yooooou!! 💖
post this picrew and the last song you listened to
my hair is actually between red and pink rn but well. what was i to do :(
no pressure tags: @mobius-m-mobius, @eyeldritch, @hexcoreviktor, @queerbuck and anyone else who wants to play <3
thank you so much @evan-buck 💖💖
tagging @atlantidea @thebusylilbee @theoldgaylion @abitofboth @bigpeepee @tasteofyourblood @manicpixiexenobiologist @vampirepiss if they want to 💖🌟
not me disappearing for ten years and finally coming back for a picrew 🙈 thank you for the tag my beloved, ive been missing these!!!
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In a lot of vampire lore, being bitten by a vampire just once doesn't turn a human into a vampire, but some sort of a thrall, enchanted and seduced by the vampire's alluring ways, to make the victim more pliable and easy to feed from, and only a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites will turn the human victim into a vampire.
Which is compatible with the theory that italians are the opposite of vampires. While vampires cannot stand the sight of crosses, stepping into a church, or being exposed to garlic or sunlight, and cannot see themselves in a mirror, italians become miserable if they cannot have access to a church, crosses, direct sunlight, garlic, and getting to see themselves in a mirror.
Consequently, sensually biting the neck of an italian may enthrall one, but will not immediately turn you into an italian. But a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites may get one to marry you, therefore giving you an italian citizenship.
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i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least
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All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule
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me seeing this book cover: ah, clearly this memoir is about a lesbian's journey to identifying as a Stone Butch ! this I am interpreting from the context clues of the title and the carabiner on the cover, a lesbian dogwhistle ! what an interesting read this will be !
what this book is about: rock climbing
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nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this
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