hey everyone, money has gotten rlly tight again bc i missed a few days of work from being sick. i have rent covered for the coming month but after that im basically broke for the next two weeks, if you can help it'll go towards food and gas to get me to work until i get moved to a store closer to my home and can bus to work (hopefully sometime next week). reblogs also help

cashapp: junibrainless

venmo: junibrainless

kofi: https://ko-fi.com/hungrymutt

also the same deal on nsfw content from the last donation post is still applicable, i have a few sets of pics and a video of me pissing myself, pay whatever you wish, im not turning ppl away <3

slight update, money for food is still very much appreciated but it looks like my state insurance finally went through and I might be able to pick up my hormones and meds by Friday, which will be huge for my mental health. all of my prescriptions total up to about $45, so I'm taking donation or selling nsfw content for that as well as gas and food

thanks to everyone that's helped

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

economy is so fucking cooked lmao i hope i can afford food :)

I like when my dog gets the zoomies and runs like one of those old paintings of race horses

There she goes!

It's the same image

I miised this somehow I love u internet stranger

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

This shit never made more sense than now

dr. kiki by chino angles

No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

Nooo. Don’t be sad. ☹️

Homemade crispy tofu bánh mì and a coconut-lime flavored seltzer 🫶

OP, drop the recipe 😤

Say less 💁‍♂️

First. Pickle sliced radishes and shredded carrot in rice vinegar, a bit of water, a little sugar, and some salt. Then slice a cucumber. Do not pickle the cucumber.

Take baguette. Heat in oven until warm, maybe crispy (if it wasn’t already).

Now take a block of extra-firm tofu. Prepare it in long sandwich-length slices. Dredge tofu in cornstarch. Place in hot pan with hot oil until real crispy on all sides.

Be sure to take the baguette out of the oven, please.

Anyway… take a sauce made of soy sauce, bit of water, bit of brown sugar, tomato paste, and pinch or so of salt and pour it over the tofu in the pan. Coat tofu pieces in sauce.

Build sandwich(s). I hate mayo, so I use a sriracha and avocado spread. Generously. Make sure to sprinkle with fresh cilantro before serving.

Eat!

with musk and trump gunning for social security, now seems like a good time to remind everyone that social security isn’t like government charity or something. it’s fully paid for. always has been. corporate media loves to parrot the conservative lie that social security is running out of money without ever mentioning why: congress stole the money. they literally robbed from peter to pay paul.

the whole idea of social security was always that you pay into it your whole life, and then when you retire the government gives you that money back. it’s your money. always has been. like sure technically the money being paid by working age people now is going to the people who are retired now. but social security was started in the 30’s, the people who are collecting benefits now paid into it their whole lives. the idea was to be a retirement savings account that the government keeps safe for you because it’s almost impossible for working class people to save for retirement under capitalism.

the problem is that congress looked at all that money just sitting there and decided to use it as a slush fund. and never paid it back. because it’s easier to steal that money than it is to raise taxes for new spending. so yeah, it’s a problem now that there are more old people retiring than there are young people working, but only because congress stole the money it was supposed to be saving for the people now retiring. all those savings could have actually earned money for the people who can’t pay in due to disability etc by being used as a massive investment fund. instead it’s the classic austerity misdirection: sabotage a useful functional government program, then claim that it doesn’t work and is too expensive. and the media never talks about it.

I always feel like I sound like a libertarian when I say this but no that's literally YOUR money. The fact that I worked for a little over 4 years having social security deducted from my pay check, something that is not optional, and then when I became disabled and went to the SSA and said "Hi I'm disabled now, can I have that money I gave you to watch specifically so if something happened to me I could take care of myself back so I can take care of myself?" and then they go "haha NO" is unreal. That should not be allowed. It's my fucking money, they took it from me by force under the logic that it was to be kept safe until I became unable to work, either due to age or disability, and then when you actually need it they go "sike, fuck you" and there's basically nothing you can do about it. The government took our money, used it for whatever, and is now trying to cover their asses by making a big fuss about fraud and how expensive it is and isn't it better to just let old and disabled people die? After all they're such a drain on the resources we fucked up managing, honestly fuck you for even expecting to be taken care of when you're sick or in your old age.

(Also this isn't to say that people who have never worked should be left out to dry, you don't have to deserve to be taken care of or work a specific amount to be worthy of not ending up starving and unhoused when you can't work, and the amount I paid in over the course of four years of primarily minimum wage just-under-part-time employment would never be able to take care of me for the rest of my life given that I'm only turning 30 this year and will hopefully live for another 60 at least, but as OP says if the gov had been smart and invested the money they could make bank and have plenty to take care of every single person in this country who needs it forever. But they didn't. And then they act like we're the problem.)

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I think of that pic of Colin Farrell in costume as Alexander the Great lying on the ground covered in blood with an arrow protruding from his chest and smoking a cigarette all the time.

me when I

You ever get a craving for a certain art medium and have to scramble for something to do with it? Yeah same. ANYWAY this took a week and it kicked my ass and when my dad walked in he said “Is that perspective collage? Do you hate yourself???” And tbh yeah I was a little insane for that but it was funnnnn and I think I nailed the vibe I was going for!

(Also I spent so long picking out the products on the shelves and I put a lot of thought into it yet you can’t see 80% of them but at least I know)