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just here for a teehee

@binkyfishy / binkyfishy.tumblr.com

cal 💚 22 💚 she/they 💚 r/binkyfish mod 💚 artist 💚 heterosexual on ao3 💚 some suggestive content, please be advised
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Reblogged strange-aeons
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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

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me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

#ulysses s grant we are really in deep shit now#water we waiting for#oh god#i didnt mean to say that man im so sorry
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Anonymous asked:

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

elvis-official answered:

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

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Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

#the king
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Genuinely what was the point of quoting this

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because she was heating up some lasagna? does what women say not matter to you? 🤨

#brba
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Reblogged strange-aeons
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dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

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i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

#fav
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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

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Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!

Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude

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Rock on

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Official Post of Massachusetts

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Reblogged m-eowdy
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shoes are made up of strange, perverse, occult shapes

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vile contours that no man ought ever to be forced to render

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I might be drawing shoes

#learning to draw shoes was harder than learning to draw hands im ngl#with hands at least you have a reference right in front of you lol#plus it feels like character artists put a lot of emphasis into learning the hands/face first?#so yeah feet were the last thing i tried to learnl#BUT SHOES ARE SO VARIED LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING#HEELS? DRESS SHOES? LACES AND SNAPS AND VELCRO#WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG#anyways mood
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

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