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She Nerds for Words

@bithablu / bithablu.tumblr.com

Problematic By Choice I reblog posts that I hope will help me with my own writing and occasionally post something original when the muse wacks me upside that head.

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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

  • Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
  • Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
  • nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
  • yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies!

HTML codes under the cut.

Reblogging again so it doesn't take an hour to scroll down to find this.

This is cinema actually

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

Are you americans okay???

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

People think Americans are kidding when we say that Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare but I'm here to say it's accurate. I would have never been able to give myself stitches when I cut my foot open on a broken bottle while camping if I hadn't had Everclear.

Everclear is triage and a treat!

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

It looks like this

Its not that low of a chance. There's more than one weinermobile and they're like moths to a flame for state fairs.

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

I can't believe we outlasted 4chan.

Shhhhhhh! We didn't survive, remember? We've been dead for years! If somebody decides to write an article about Tumblr outlasting 4Chan then y'all need to take a lesson from a dog; roll over and play dead.

H&WS ranting

You know what sucks about creating characters that are proficient in their fields? HAVING TO WRITE THEM LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO BE PROFICIENT IN THEIR FIELD!

How the fuck do I get through Sal thoroughly embarrassing Xavier on the stand if I'm not as smart as the character I created‽

There are four sections to chapter 16. I'm completely done with sections 1 & 4. Sections 2 & 3 are partially done but I keep getting stuck in the same damn place no matter how many times I rewrite it. I finally have a perspective that I think works but I'm still *waves hands about dramatically without finishing the sentence*!

I'm this close 🤏🏼 to being able to write chapter 17 (my beloved Fuck Around (It's Time To Find Out)) but Xavier keeps fucking up my day. I can't wait for chapter 18 for that obnoxious little bitch to... have a less than pleasant time. But right now, I'm frustrated with not being a kickass trial lawyer.

Hobbies are so soothing. Such fun. Much happy.

Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

Sex is a celebration of life. It's literally the creation of life. Why are religious zealots so fucking weird about the potential of creation and representation of joy? Giving us the happy buttons (erotic zones) the one thing the gods got right when they made these meatsuits. But then these puritan fucknuggets want complain because people can feel ecstasy.

Oh no! Happiness!

Fucking weirdos.

After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

“Ugh,” said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.'

The question mark option will never not be funny to me.

Like, how many chapters?

Idk.

I—the author—am just as curious as you are.

To be fair, the question mark is accurate. After a certain point, the author isn't in control anymore and the fic isn't sharing details.

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respectfully sir. What??

Making the white chocolate cheese wedge just to grate it. Did not have to take that extra step. Did it anyway. Committed to the bit.

This guy!!!! Keeps blowing my mind with his chocolate creations. (I really need to look up his name, but don't have time today.)

My kiddo loves watching his videos as she falls asleep. Him and cake decorating videos. Don't know why but it makes her sleepy and she says they make her have sweet dreams🤷🏼‍♀️

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Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

I refuse to let my predecessors be besmirched! All hail the nerds that typed out their fics on paper, collated that shit into the first fanzines, made copies, and mailed 'em out through the fucking post office! They put in the work for Spirk!

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