Healing.

wow! that was a fun accidental 2 hour session of video's game. now to go to the kitchen to check on my pet Pot Of Boiling Water...

i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

I think 2100 is the next century but I love this enthusiasm

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Message to all losers: please survive

there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie

skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt:

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

i hate fatigueee its so stupid. ohh when im home i'll do this or that Nope. replacing all of your bones with pure titanium now. Goodbye

Jennifer's Body (2009) Dir. Karyn Kusama

everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.