BLACK-NATA

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006) The Umbrella Academy (2019 ─ ) Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) The Simpsons (1989 ─ )

Twilight (2008)

From the Red Bull Daniel Craig interview.

this is the post of the decade tbh

Radio interviewer this morning: “Today we’re talking to Stanley Tucci about the cooking of his grandparents.”

Me, interpreting this the only way I know how:

why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

like. ok

who was going to tell me that christian bale is the actor that played the fictional character patrick bateman. and who was going to tell me that patrick bateman is not an actor that looks like christian bale. who was going to tell me this.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM DELETIMG MY BLOG

When Guillermo del Toro had a practical effect fish-man suit in The Shape of Water but used cgi to make the eyes look more real.... he had the right idea.

Practical effects are the meal and cgi is the spice. Both important. One sustains me, fulfills me. The other adds flavor and depth. But serve me a plate of spices and nothing else and I will revolt.

This is the best movie pitch I’ve ever heard

What We Do in the Shadows — 3.03 “Gail”

when you’re going through some fucked up shit but act like it’s not serious

THE MUMMY (1999) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp. & insp.

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

NOW it’s serious

World Heritage Post

i am looking (lustfully)

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

#where's the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#'he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow'#'good day to you master dwarf how's your husband?'#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i'm courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?'#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok

@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags

so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.

Supernatural + BITCHY!CAS - requested by @beloved-dean | part i

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019- )