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@blackberryshawty / blackberryshawty.tumblr.com

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formerly niggawitamacbook Marc - 32-scorpio sun, Gemini moon, cap rising, queer, Beyoncé stan, Russian social media chaos agent for reasons I must say everything on this blog is satire

I just got a warning in the mail for speeding in a school zone during non school hours in my gay ass car

When I call my car “my gay ass car” it’s not just because I’m driving it. Rather it’s also because Edgar, my car, is indeed a homosexual.

I remember a twitter post that was like "we must return to live in castles and have marble statues"

Like what do you mean 'return'? There are people living in castles right now. You are just not royal and rich enough to do it, peasant boy

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Starting a collection

I once washed a PlayStation Portable in the washing machine. In my defense I was like 13-14 and cargo shorts were in style and simply didn’t check my pockets.

Audi Quattro, 1980. Also presented 45 years ago in March, 1980 at the 50th Geneva Motor Show, the Quattro was based on the coupé version of the B2 Audi 80. It was the first car to combine a front-engine, four-wheel-drive layout and a turbocharged engine. The original Quattro model is sometimes referred to as the Ur-Quattro

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