Its me Bwob

Not to start discourse but I will be forever mad that every time I go into the Goncharov tag I see people complaining that they watched the movie expecting a soft queer romcom about pure cinnamon rolls and instead they got a complex and violent film about deeply flawed people where everyone dies.

By all means, engage in fandom however you choose. But don’t blame the source material for not being consistent with some random fanon on tumblr. Kinda wild to get mad that the movie about violent, morally dark grey criminals has violence, crime and moral greyness in it. You know? Also, imho given the time this movie was made, the queer coding was daring; this is NOT an example of queerbaiting.

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

hel,p me

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

Woah mama now we've both been orbed

elvis…………..

Miku.............

posting this for no particular reason

Get crabbed, idiot

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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

For those curious:

Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere

trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .

i need to study you

every other day I get a tweet on my timeline like "this girl with a Gucci purse tipped me 2 dollars at Starbucks" and like well first of all you literally know nothing about this woman and how she may have gotten that purse, second why are we pretending like knockoffs dont exist? I get on the bus and there's a 70% chance of seeing someone on a Gucci belt and I don't think "wow such wealthy man is taking the bus with me? how curious" I think it's fake. cus it is.

from the average Twitter users perspective your Latin American passerby must be a millionaire the way they're always rocking big brand stuff.. hmmm how curious.... it must be due to the poor's horrid spending habits... surely not all ripoffs no sir

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.