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032825 SOMETHING SORT OF LIKE FATE

FLEABAG | 1x06

a fever you can't sweat out

Explicit | Eddie Diaz/Evan Buckley | 5.8k

Summary:

buck is a slut. he knows it, he owns it. dare he say he's even proud of it. he's always had a high sex drive, always had desires that were a little too much for most of the people he slept with. once upon a time, the only person who came close to being able to match his freak was tommy, and by the time they fizzled out and went flat like old soda, buck had already gotten comfortable with keeping the extra needy parts of himself locked tight like a vault. but oh, he’s lucked out this time around, because these days, he's only sleeping with one person, and thank fucking christ eddie diaz is as horny and weird as buck is.

eddie groans. the sound of it is loud and deep, punched straight from his chest. 

buck hums low in his throat, eyelashes fluttering as he blinks past the sweat stinging his eyes. it’s hot today. always is in los angeles this time of year, but it's made worse by the fact that eddie's beat up ac up and died on him sometime last week. he needs to get it fixed, has been putting it off for days since christopher went to spend the summer with his cousins. but that's no problem for buck. no ac just means that the room, the whole damn house, smells like them. 

it’s fucking great.

he mouths at the outline of eddie’s cock through his boxers and shivers at the sound he makes. closes his eyes and revels in the taste on his tongue—salt mixed with stale laundry detergent mixed with sweat and musk. he doesn't even know why eddie bothered to put them back on. they've been at it since this morning, on and off again like two horny teenagers unable to keep their hands off each other.

buck woke up horny with eddie pressed against him, his body overheated and his cock hard and heavy between his thighs. he was grinding his ass back against eddie's morning wood before he even realized it, dizzy and needy and so full of want he felt like he was bursting with it. eddie wrapped his arm around his middle, his hand finding his cock like there was a magnet somewhere under buck's skin, his breath hot and wet on the back of his neck.

"need it already, baby?"

and the sound of his voice, like he wasn't even fucking surprised buck woke up desperate, was what really did it for him. what had him shivering and panting and clenching his fingers against the pillow.

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