It's 5 o'clock sometimes

quite possibly the most fascinating video genre on earth to me

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

nothing could have prepared me for the context

if tumblr disappears i’ll send you a letter telling you to come meet me in silent hill and that i’m waiting for you in our special place

to the tune of built this city pup that's silly. a pup that's silly and likes to roll. pup that's silly. alright ill see you all on my next post i need to get groceries

*something funny happens irl* *a line of text saying “wwwwww” in arial font scrolls from right to left in my field of vision*

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

riding the trolley out of omelas because i'm a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing

#they arrested the trolley driver and the guy in charge of track switching #and i hear they're both being offered some kind of plea deal if they agree to testify against the other person

awarding this the first good riff on this post award. thank you tumblr user anyagobsin. this is the first good riff anyone's had on this post.

You can eat a cucumber slice. You can think about poetry, or Silent Hill. You can be in love.

I think that's it.

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

before i started playing magic i made a post about how as an outside observer the most broken cards are never one of the ultra-scary dragons with an epithet like 'crusher of souls' and always some obtuse utility card called something like 'wiggle warp'. And now every time i try to have fun playing standard i am terrorized by Up the Fucking Beanstalk

Honorable mention to This Town Aint Big Enough, which improves on another cheesily named card from an Eldraine set, Run Away Together, to an insufferable extent.

Sometimes you guys will say things like "writing is like dragging your vagina through a WWII trench full of rusty nails and wires" and it makes me think we are doing different things.