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@mabelsguidetolife / mabelsguidetolife.tumblr.com

i'm haley (some people call me mabel), i'm 26, bisexual, epileptic, and a doofus with various hobbies that i’m not particularly good at and interests some may call ‘cringe’; address me with whatever gender pronoun you like but if you’re a minor PLEASE don’t follow me
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another fascinating tumblr phenomena is when a piece of media literally has no queer characters at all and doesnt try to but a particular ship is so popular on here that some people become convinced its an example of queerbaiting bc theyve looking at everything through imaginary subtext glasses and decided to get mad about that

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Then Mifuné suddenly smiles. Not laughs. Smiles. The smile is something else. His face lights up, his gaze returns. He looks at you as though he sees you and is amused — by you, by himself, by life.

Happy Birthday Toshiro Mifune!

[April 1, 1920 - December 24, 1997]

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the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

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Reblogged soft-butch-cassidy
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nosferatu is so funny. german guy in 1922 wanted to make an adaptation of dracula. couldn't get the rights so he just changed all the character names and killed off the mina at the end in hopes nobody would notice. they noticed and bram stoker's widow sued them and demanded all copies of the film be destroyed. but just like count orlok himself, the movie refused to die and then he showed up in spongebob

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i have to go to a baby shower next week for somebody i don’t know….. what do you even wear or do at those things

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oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

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look at this shit man

#now tell me how this is fair
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i love the pot lady from deadly premonition because she’s like if the log lady from twin peaks were both mean and useless

(other than the advice to slow down playing the game UNLESS you are driving her home so she can keep her pot warm)

#deadly premonition
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There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes, we are ignorant of many beautiful things. Things like the truth. So sadness in our ignorance is very real. The tears are real. What is this thing called a tear? There are even tiny ducts, tear ducts, to produce these tears should the sadness occur. Then the day when the sadness comes. Then we ask...

TWIN PEAKS | Log Lady Introductions | Written & Directed by David Lynch (x)

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Hey all, Crips for Esims for Gaza has been purchasing E-sims for people in Gaza and need help to continue their advocacy!

We link them in our Hi Nay episodes but want to remind people to help out if they can and donate! They're an offshoot of the E-sims for Gaza program created by Mirna El-Helbawi, and allow you to, if you are overwhelmed by the E-sims purchasing process, streamline it.

You donate to Crips for Esims for Gaza, and they do it for you. Help these fantastic disabled activists if you're able!

Link in replies so Tumblr doesn't hide this!

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