Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

still amazed that like. 7 years later. this post is still going. it gets like 5-12 notes a day

it’s a heritage post, is what it is.

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

No chill was involved in the making of this video

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

See you space cowboy.

I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

This interview is OVER!

Source: Instagram

HONKAI: STAR RAIL (2023) [3.1] light slips the gate, shadow greets the throne dev. hoyoverse

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Emotional Spring 2025 Day 1 - My, oh my, you are such a beautiful creature

Welcome to 'Emotional Prompts Months', which brings you a fic every second day, all the way through April and May. The prompts were taken from here on Tumblr and the fic title is always the prompt. I hope you enjoy!

Shouta wakes up to a debilitating headache, a blindfold over his eyes and cuffs on his hands.

Wonderful, Shouta wryly thinks, trying to work past the pain in his head and so it takes him a moment to remember what happened. When he does, panic surges through him as he jerks upwards, which only makes the pounding behind his temple worse.

"Shinsou?" he asks into the darkness, because when he was taken he was with Shinsou on their way to the cat café they frequent on Fridays after training.

Shouta strains his ears but there's no sound apart from his ragged breathing and either Shinsou is still unconscious or he's not here and Shouta damn well knows which version he'd prefer.

He tries to twist his wrists, but there's absolutely no give to the cuffs and he's almost impressed, because they almost don't cut into his wrists at all, despite how constricting they are.

The blindfold sits just as snug around his face and even trying to scrub it against his shoulder, the blindfold doesn't budge at all. Shouta lets out a harsh breath, worry for his student nagging at him more than the uncertainty of his own situation but he doesn't have to stew for long because there's the sound of a door opening before footsteps draw close.

Shouta tenses in anticipation because he's been in enough situations like this to know that the entrance of the villain of the day is usually accompanied by a kick to the side or a hit to the head.

Instead what happens is that a hand cups his cheek almost gently and then a man says "My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature."

His voice is almost reverent and a shudder runs down Shouta's back.

He's never made fun of his students or civilians or even other heroes when they complained about inappropriate behaviour, he always took it serious because it clearly made them uncomfortable, but never before did he truly understand the feeling.

But now he gets it.

Present Mic 🎤 break from all the Eraserhead ✏️.

Procreate 👶🏼 // 6H 15M ⌚️

This is a painting to me.

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

risky nap spot