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A Work In (No) Progress…

@witchedwicked

Jay or Wicked, She/They, Adult
Anxious and currently obsessed with Present Mic
Art and Maybe Writing
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Emotional Spring 2025 Day 2 - Who are you

Hitoshi can't believe he got this lucky in life. Not only did he get into the hero course and graduated with an agency already lined up, but he also got adopted by his two childhood heroes. And to top it all off, he also bagged the hottest guy imaginable.

He subtly pinches himself, checking not for the first time if it's all real, but he's still sitting with his friends at the same table as before, his boyfriend across from him and their legs intertwined under the table.

Katsuki is not one for overly public displays of affection and even this is pretty daring, but Hitoshi got kind of good at weathering his glares, so he had only smiled at Katsuki and left his legs right where they were.

And Katsuki hadn't moved his either, so that's a massive win in Hitoshi's books.

A win that makes butterflies erupt in his stomach as if he's a stupid teenager with his first crush and not a grown-ass man in an almost two year long relationship.

"What are you smiling at, troll doll?" Katsuki asks when he notices Hitoshi staring and Hitoshi's smile only grows bigger.

"You, usually," he casually gives back and enjoys how Katsuki's eyes go big and his mouth goes a little bit slack before everything pinches in anger and Katsuki kicks his leg.

"Cut it out, creeper," he grumbles, but he still doesn't take his legs away and he doesn't even threaten to explode Hitoshi and so he knows it for the token protest it really is.

Hitoshi is not ashamed to admit that he loses himself a little bit in gazing at Katsuki; he's happy to be here, with his friends and his boyfriend and if he stares a bit—or a lot—then that's nothing he has to be ashamed of, Hitoshi thinks and so he doesn't even try to redirect his attention back to the group of friends around him.

They are not going to be mad that he spaced out for a bit, he's doing that often enough for them to know this about him, so he's not worried in the slightest.

And besides—Katsuki had been gone on a week-long mission in another country, so Hitoshi is completely justified in staring at him now.

He has missed him, after all.

Hitoshi loses himself in his admiration for Katsuki so much that he lets out the most embarrassing, love-sick little sigh imaginable to men and apparently, that's enough to get everyone's attention.

"Do you have something to add?" Sero asks him and Hitoshi blinks.

"Come on, you can tell us," Mina excitedly chimes in, leaning halfway over the table.

"Uhm," he gets out, because he has no goddamn clue what they were even talking about in the first place.

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

the high geologist has ascended

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nonbinary-dean-winchester

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

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segasister

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

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mangopapi-deactivated20210928

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

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mlgspacememe

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

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soybean-sam1894

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

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ren-of-rationality

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

No chill was involved in the making of this video

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