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‘Capricorn’ rogue taxidermy by Sabrina Brewer, 2004
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not enough love for this line tbh
#prevs ->#on a doylist level: 👌#on a watsonian one: harry du bois WHAT the hell is going on in your head politically#since this implies self-awareness of ALL the 4-point politically aligned dialogue options.#not that they are just hypothetical things he could say if you so choose. but that he is actively thinking them and aware of them.#which i suppose makes sense since he's apparently aware of his dialogue trees.#confirmed that the most canon political ending is the one where kim is like “baffingly. he is both a raging fascist and an avid communist.”#disco elysium
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who doesn't love a ball toy pit?
ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.
for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!
but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:
poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?
happy voting!
Source: fandom
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Anonymous asked:
YOU — It's called 'old man yaoi.'
INSULINDIAN PHASMID — Old? How old?
YOU — Their early forties?
INSULINDIAN PHASMID — I do not remember what it was like forty years ago. To me, that is a very long time.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID — But I also do not remember what it was like four years ago, or four days. And I know that is not a long time to you. Is forty years a long time?
PAIN THRESHOLD [Medium: Success] — Yes. A torturous eternity between now and the vanishing of light.
VOLITION [Medium: Success] — No. Forty-year-olds still have half their lives in front of them.
RHETORIC [Easy: Success] — At least in the Occident…
YOU — No.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID — Then that is just man yaoi.
I'm obsessed with your brain, anon
I almost finished Lost and I'm still disappointed at how they treat Kate. after they revealed her backstory she almost became a background character that just follows either Jack or Sawyer. like yeah (spoiler) she comes back for Claire, but most of the time she's on screen she's doing nothing on her own. she's not Miles, she's a main character for fucks's sake. is it just me or
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I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.
"I fucked your mom" - weak, meaningless
"I made the match 3 app that turned your mom into an ipad baby" - brutal, devastating
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
I'm a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn't sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list -- though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I've lurked in over the years. For what it's worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I've been here for over a decade. But if there's anything that truly doesn't feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.
(And apologies, but I couldn't seem to find Goncharov among the website's listings)
