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⌦ really loud queer and artist
⌦ big nasty spoiler warning for sandman if you haven’t read the comics
⌦ nsfw is welcome! hard limit on non-con, incest, scat, pedophilia
⌦ this is a space for
straight behavior will be PUNISHED!!!!
⌦ I eat bible pages christians beware
⌦ if you have a question about literally anything corinthian related I’m the guy who can answer it. don’t be afraid to shoot me an ask I get very excited to infodump
The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode
this being one of corinthian’s very first lines and then for the rest of the book and every spinoff he has severe memory issues isn’t even foreshadowing it’s just mean
think ng should burn at the stake for obvious reasons but I have something else I’d like to bring to the table
I must’ve gotten multiple misprints or something what do you mean he doesn’t have sex. why is there a poem about him giving blowjobs and making tender love. why does he have bdsm scenes. why did he fuck rose’s house sitter. why is he naked in my bed rn.
summary: march has always been straight. 100%. 110, actually. though he has a funny way of showing it
for my hubby, @bludpudding 💛✨
read on ao3 or keep reading here ↓
I’ve been very sick for the past week and haven’t been doing much so here’s some cal doodles @crxw1ey asked me to do :)
