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cat | she/her | etho slab devotee

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hello hello

i like etho a Normal Amount.

because i am so normal about etho i write about him sometimes. this can be found on ao3 at mercyoutofme and if i ever write about him here it’ll be under #cat.txt. this is also where the now infamous mcdonald’s v burger king third life au resides. god bless i’ll never write anything dumber.

i’m not immune to trafficshipping. every time ren opens his mouth the homoeroticism of the entire server increases by ten points. that’s not on me.

related, i have no problem with tone tags but don’t use them personally.

please please please talk to me about etho. im so so normal about him i promise. my asks are open as are my dms and would love nothing more than to talk to other people as normal about etho as i am.

in conclusion:

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[1037] gift shops are his worst enemy

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we need a bechdel test but for life series stuff. you need to include at least two characters who aren't grian talking about something unrelated to grian to pass

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first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

where’s lew. ran and martin kissing. they’re in the desert. triple kill or whatever. i am alone and unloved wnd will die with only third life grian audio hallucination

everyone is impressed over how well lew knows grian third life have you ever thought about how it affects the people in their life have we no sympathy for innocent bystanders

#I AM HAUNTED BY GRIAN THIRD LIFE #banned it from our fucking apartment bc grian third life started appearing to me in visions while i tried to finish senior project #lew gets internet clout and i get ptsd from the phrase experimental minecraft hardcore miniseries

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🚬 self-indulgent smalletho

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lost-legend-of-unloving-lore

you're laughing

skizz has an arrow in his dick and you're laughing

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[985] *loud car crash sounds*

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life series is just ppl and their green bitches

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was just informed of ren mpreg by an official employee of the life series. huge if true.

#no one knew i was talking about u until you outed urself #behold. ren mpreg prophet.#anyway hi new ren mpreg followers ur better than lews ren mpreg followers

was just informed of ren mpreg by an official employee of the life series. huge if true.

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Double Life still livin in my head rent free

This is for Night Three: Red for the 7 Holy Nights of Jeremy aka Smallishbeans week!

i fuckign love boatb oys

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my favourite divorced throuple they won in my heart

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mortalfortaxpurposes

anti rpf people are so funny they're always like "how would you feel if people shipped you with your friend" i don't know how to break it to you but if i was famous and no one was writing fanfiction about me i would be devastated. i wouldn't feel like i made it until i could search my name on ao3 and find 10k+ explicit results. peace and love though

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corviddrawsstuff

i think the main reason bdubs is Like That is because of how long minecraft’s sleep is when you’re skipping the night. i wake up disoriented and frothing with hate if i take a nap any less than two hours long, let alone 5 seconds every 10 minutes. Man is living in a constant state of post-nap fury

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