Bro I Kinda Exist

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

another contender for my melly boba eye collection

black with low white spotting

the morning routine

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

MY BABY!! YOU'RE MY BABY AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH😭😭

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

you wear a collar

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

Finally some good fucking news

Collected this during the April Fools event.

i love trans women, terfs get off my blog, my lesbian content will never be for you

I hope i never breach containment i like it here

well, transition sure does change a man

i have nothing to post so heres this oldish drawing i never posted

Behold the pocket-sized western pygmy possum! (Cercartetus concinnus). One of the world’s smallest possums, this species typically weighs just 0.5 oz (14 g)—the size of an AA battery. This dainty marsupial is a nectarivore, meaning that its diet consists primarily of plant nectar. It inhabits treetops in forests throughout parts of Australia, using its long prehensile tail like a fifth limb as it moves from branch to branch.

Photo: gilliank, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game