okay but what do you think would happen if rockstar Lestat collabed w Dolly Parton? maybe he'd like use his vampire nails as an instrument. maybe he would like go to Dollywood for a press event and fly up to surprise lone passengers on rollercoasters to feed on them and then act like it was somehow a problem with the seatbelts and create a news scandal and maybe Daniel would be the journalist on the case, investigating it like Shawn Spencer from Psych (autism style).

Lestat would do a cover of joline and make it about armand.

”Armand, Armand, Armand, Armaaaand! I’m begging of you please don’t take my man!”

(In the book verse he barely has to change the lyrics at all)

my favorite part of tva is where benji literally says sybelle will kill a guy with hammers

i think you'd literally have to pry my entire body off the television screen if gillian anderson played gabrielle de lioncourt in season 3. sprawled out over the entire thing like a lizard on a screened in porch

if daniel molloy doesn't make a "you kiss your mother with that mouth?" joke in s3 i'm going to crash out

*Game of thrones themesong starts playing*

”Incest?!!”

Still going through Perforated Heart. I really like it, but I often need to pause for a day, because no amount of fanfiction could prepare me for passages like this:

There's much more going on beside crazy kink talk, but believe me, it's everywhere in the book, and only gets crazier.

It’s a great book but it sure takes you places.

One thing about old men, they do be napping.

IWTV S2 concept art

Creole Cottage

Théâtre des Vampires Trial

Crypt

Gardener's Shed

Santiago's Death

Mishka Bar

Madeleine's Street (1944)

Théâtre des Vampires Wet Room

Underground Lair

Piano Bar

Théâtre des Vampires Backstage

Théâtre des Vampires Stage

Théâtre des Vampires

Exterior Madeline's Dress Shop Street

Street Extension

Exterior Cafe Street

Paris Apartment

Exterior Paris Apartment

Pantheon Reverse Eiffel Tower

Dubai Bedroom

Romanian Village – Factory

Checkpoint

Eastern European Battlefield

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Apprentices in Rome (Marius' painting)

Source

If anyone is curious about the painting. It's based on Raphael's fresco The School of Athens (painted between 1509 and 1511).

In the show, it's only visible for a second on Daniel's laptop.

And yes, there is a version of The School of Athens in the Victoria and Albert Museum in London. Once again, I am in awe of the attention to detail in the show.

Is book!louis an interesting and appealing character? Not really. But he lights so much shit on fire over the course of those books that i think it partially makes up for it

"I can't deceive you," I answered. "I can't love you. What are you to me that I should love you? A dead thing that hungers for the power and the passion of others? The embodiment of thirst itself?"

- The Vampire Lestat

Lestat ATE with that line

White lotus iwtv au:

Daniel: Can we eat them yet?

Armand: No, shhh i need to know if the brothers are going to fuck!

….

Daniel: Can we eat them now?

*By the pool*

Daniel: Hello ladies, this seat taken?

Chelsea and Chloe: ???

Daniel: We have a lot more in common than you might think at first glance.

that’s literally armand’s baby, his firstborn

New Juno position “Eiffel Tower” that made me say: Armand with old Daniel and young Daniel

When Assad said he wants to take the devils minion road with both Luke and Eric that’s what he meant

”Paris sucks” mhm mhm 👀👀

the sad truth is that Daniel Molloy could have gotten the yellowjackets plane crash wilderness story in like a day if he existed in that show

”Did you eat the baby?” 👀👀