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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

Cemetery flowers after the ice storm

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

George R.R. Martin will announce the revival of pleistocene megafauna before Winds of Winter

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

For the 1000th time, Adult CocoMelon FanCon is for ADULTS and we are NOT going to cancel the fully nude "Wheels On The Bus" performance in the mall food court because a bunch of TikTok-brained Puriteens can't be bothered to leave after getting a full THREE MINUTES notice

When you wake up and realize it’s Monday 🆘

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

“there’s werewolves in it”

every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like

these tags are mystifying me... what kind of screwdriver drama is happening...

tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"