beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

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low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

I had to make this real.

i love this gif because normally i don't see anything wrong with a post because i am one unobservant bitch and seeing this gif get added immediately tells me that i should take a second look to see something off-putting and probably sexual

me when i see a post that looks normal at first glance but i see this gif at the bottom

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

The only thing imma say about the new Shrek is that they better show us the fucked up adult versions of Donkey and Dragon’s babies don’t chicken out you Frankensteined those things, you gotta live with the consequences

whenever its late at night and i see a picture of really yummy food that i cant have i start getting bigger and hairier and more dangerius

I have dodged and parried every javelin thrown at me thus far…just one more and I can marry the chieftain’s daughter! 

Yuntkujeru the Lightning-Armed:

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’

booty shorts that say ASK ME ABOUT THE BOOK I'M READING on the ass

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus