Revengers

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

I know some people think Pride is a deadly sin or whatever but in measured doses it’s actually quite good for you

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

The most handsome sheep I’ve ever seen

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

Thank you

First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.

Sasha Braus does not get enough credit for single handedly taking on a Titan with nothing but an axe. Without hesitation??

She had no ODM gear, no pairing blades, NOTHING, just grabbed an axe and hacked at its neck, and when that didn’t work, she gauged it’s eyes out??

Okay Queen, I see you.

Literally them lmao