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you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit
Reblogged thelifeinmyshadesofgrey
mass effect 2's cold opening of having to float your way through the destroyed normandy after being attacked by a giant hyperintelligence squid with the coldness of outer space, minimal lighting, and your breathing as the only sounds. i think the kids call that popping off
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i can't stand astarion romancers. telling me i should romance him as durge because they're "compatible". are they fuck! pathetic loser of a character. his whole deal is being a massively annoying albino prick!!!! his va went to the private school in my town btw but that's besides the point. ANYWAY. durge is only compatible with a loser who is the chosen of their god and fucks with them HEAVY. leaving only gale or gort as candidates
Astarion isn't down to earth with the people. He'd never enjoy a larger in a beer garden with Dazza and Bazza. He'd never go to the greasy spoon down the road for a big breakfast. He'd never eat beans on toast, and that's why I don't trust him with the party's supply of lockpicks.
Reblogged adamantinetower
i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name
it's sooooo fucking funny that the first time i played me3 i didn't know you could go left or right at the final choice. like man I'm stupid now but i was an even stupider 13 year old. i charged straight ahead. shep goes and throws her body into the green beam and everyone becomes a robot human hybrid. i remember going on tumblr in utter confusion afterwards
on tiktok and stuff there'll be posts of tourists in the us going to a walmart and being like "woah we don't have this in germany" and the comments will be along the lines of "british people when they see a family size bag of doritos" and it's just occurred to me that yanks don't know the tradition of going to the supermarket when you go on holiday (because it's fun and exciting to be in a foreign supermarket) since they don't travel. like it's innocent fun bro 😭 can't stand to see whimsy