do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

Cyberbullied on tumblr I'm back in 2015

hes trying to explode you with his mind

Dream job

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

going to the punk show and everyone is mad at me for wearing pre-pissed jeans "he didn't even piss them himself" they say "he bought them that way" and they all think I am the biggest poser of the night

We are so back voice: we are so back

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

Thank you @lheautontimoroumenos and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

You are now entering Steely Dan Saturday

we're all born naked and the rest is clothes

Lemme try

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