WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL TRANS GF POLYAMORY CHART

if u have 1 gf-person to play warhammer against as well as watch movies with if u have 2 gfs - you can now all play video games together and u can go shopping all together (all previous apply) if u have 3 gfs - you can have a full plushie room and do a full dnd session together (all previous apply) if u have 4 gfs- AT THIS POINT YOU CAN ALL OWN A 1 BEDROOM HOUSE IN LONDON (all previous apply) if u have 5 gfs - you are now achieving the gay agenda (all previous apply) if u have 6 gfs - you have reached the point to claim tax excempt status (all previous apply) if u have 7 gfs - not allowed you are too powerful save some for the rest of us (all previous apply)

I may be childless, but people tell me all the time that they transitioned (at least in some part) because of me. That's how trans people reproduce. I'm basically breeding you every time that I tell you to take hrt. Get pregnant for me, "cis boy."

this makes you count as a milf btw

Soooooo true bestie. Do you want to have unprotected sex?

I can't stand it when I'm trying to profess my feelings for someone and they just derail the conversation to go on about how great they think Bono and the Edge are 🙄

Sophie I can’t believe you would make a post abt a joke I made to you and not even mention me in it 😤

I can't stand it when I'm trying to profess my feelings for someone and they just derail the conversation to go on about how great they think Bono and the Edge are 🙄

Sophie I can’t believe you would make a post abt a joke I made to you and not even mention me in it 😤

guess whos at risk of homelessness again :)

im not gonna get into the weeds of it because i learned this at 6am and im running on very low sleep but please help me out if you can spare any amount of money right now

im still in the middle of getting my ID shit sorted and getting a diagnosis for my disability so im unable to work, and the people im living with are becoming considerably less patient and considerably more demanding of me.

please, if you can, i just need to stay afloat so that if/when i get booted out of here i have something to fall back on, but more than anything i just need to keep hold of the precarious situation im in for just a little longer while i get back on my feet.

thank you <3

Pulled away mid-makeout and jokingly said "but what if mom finds out" and she started kissing me twice as hard and moaning a lot. What does this mean chat?

It was national library workers day yesterday! Thank you for your work!! 📚

If you don't love Trans women, you will perish

Looking pretty ✨

Okay so I'm not one to say "polyamory fixes everything". More people means more feelings and more calculations and with webs and different orbs it gets to be a lot.

But holy hell the Spider-man/MJ/Harry love triangle would have so easily be solved with them just both dating MJ. Seriously. You're besties, you're all besties. Just bang. It would hot and nobody would have to walk around like a lost puppy dog with hurt feelings.

Mind you, that still wouldn't solve the "peter killed my dad" thing but hey, you solve one problem at a time.

Make sure to treat your pet correctly. When its head is in your lap make sure to shove its face into your crotch every once in awhile. The musk helps it relax

Woof true very true...