[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

What a face, lmao. :')

Horse breed of the day: Wielkopolski

Height: 15-16 hh

Common coat colors: Bay, chestnut and black

Place of origin: Poland

bonus pics! one showcasing a varnish coat (one of my fave coats) and a palomino next to a cremello/smokey creme (you can tell these coats r different based on the pigmentation of the muzzle if that helps!)

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

How could you forget this classic?

i cant believe this one is missing

some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection

i think about this all the time

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

Atlantic puffin chasing a rock gunnel through rockweed. STICKERS & STUFF

stubbed my toe and accidentally did enough damage to launch myself into phase two where I have a more agile moveset but an unmistakable air of sorrow

Volo CV🎉

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

yeahyeaheyaheyeahyeahyeahyeah

🎶You deserve to get paid! Let them know that!🎵

when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

to clarify. my dad used to be a cab driver in ny and he also grew up in india so he just drives like a dickhead.

[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

what kind of five act tragedy is befalling the national hockey league

Something I need to be reminded of often. Yes, I'm very lazy and also have executive problems up the wazoo (the difference? laziness is fun), but the cultural expectation of being productive every waking moment isn't healthy either. And the business of feeding ourselves is especially fraught these days.

This is the same topic and screenshot that gave some of my chudliest chud haters such a meltdown after I posted it myself once, they raged at me for days and one by one dropped off of Tumblr forever. This subject kills idiots.