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pirate triumvirate brainworms somebody save me
@purpleenma also got infected with pirate au disease and made this lovely captain jim outfit design
kirk's and mccoy's outfit designs are based on these screencaps of a (suprisingly real) shatner fit and an edited de photo ^_^
spocks just a mirror captain outfit idea I scrapped together to make him look imposing
Lower Decks really missed a golden opportunity to travel back in time to not The Trouble With Tribbles, but to Trials and Tribble-ations, where live action Boimler and Mariner would've had to avoid not only Kirk's crew, but the copy-pasted crew from Deep Space 9.
Just keep seeing how many layers you can pile on top of the original episode.
Happy birthday, pretty boy!
Are you insulting me?
Quite the contrary, actually. *pushes up glasses* While the term ‘pretty boy’ can be used as an insult outside of the internet, here on tumblr it’s a genuine compliment!
Aha. Fascinating. Do the asterisks indicate an action I'm supposed to imagine you doing?
Usually, yes. But in this case I don’t actually have glasses or need them, so it’s an imaginary pair of glasses I’m using to indicate that I know what I’m talking about (and also make me sound smarter)
Okay. *Inserts fresh magazine into Colt M1911.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.* *Reloads fresh mag into pistol.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.*
This is with a real gun. I'm using it to indicate that I have a gun. And that I'm firing it.
WHAT DID I DO??!?! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME?!?!
Obviously I'm not shooting at you. If I was, I would have typed "*Aims Colt M1911 at you*" at the very start. Who taught you to read? Hellen Keller?
I don’t have a good comeback for that. Uhm
*throat punches you*
*Parries your blow.* You just secured yourself an officer assault charge, pal. *Initiates full body take-down.* *Mirandas you.*
what is happening over here
Justice.
All right, it’s tasty, you happy? He can add cooking to his resume beneath “hellfire” and “stabbing”
Fanart of this wonderful fic I found called Ninja Chef, if y’all want to give this a read I can’t recommend it enough, it’s incredibly fun!
Apparently the USA website had a game concerning Shawn's resume. Here's the list that game revealed (Gotten here but thought I'd repost on Tumblr)
Obviously, the timeline has gotten a bit screwy in places (The first job is a bit sus: San Pedro is 3 hours from SB, bit far since should have still been in high school) as the show went on but we're missing half of his jobs so...
We're not told when he worked in a candy store or at an acupuncture clinic or when he went to Argentina
Having a boyfriend is literally free
I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them
wheeel……
I think he likes it?
I want to see so much more of this please
Mor car parts please
More highlights
Crankshaft:
The recording is him chanting “pasta pastasta pastaa” to himself very very quietly
this is so very unfortunately hot
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Psych (TV 2006) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer Characters: Shawn Spencer, Carlton Lassiter, Juliet O'Hara, Burton “Gus” Guster, Henry Spencer (Psych TV 2006) Additional Tags: Getting Together, Pre-Relationship, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Best Friends Burton “Gus” Guster & Shawn Spencer, Good Friend Burton “Gus” Guster, Pansexual Carlton Lassiter, Bisexual Shawn Spencer, Carlton Lassiter & Juliet O'Hara Friendship, Autistic Carlton Lassiter Summary:
Juliet and Gus attempt to ease the tension between Lassiter and Shawn’s friendship: lessening Carlton’s murderous tendencies, and Shawn’s annoying personality. (That for some reason, worsened around Lassiter.)
Wlill they succeed in trying to fix the mess that is Shassie?
tng is always like Data doesnt have emotions but its literally infuriating because HE DOES like the fact he wants and seeks out friendship and connection and cares for spot and for his friends and colleagues and is always learning as much as he can and making art... im not articulating this well but its like. Why do people keep telling him he doesnt have emotions. He literally obviously does
'Shore Leave' is crazy because it's like
the Enterprise crew goes to an island that brings their greatest dreams to life!
McCoy: I ran into Alice and Wonderland characters!
Sulu: I found a vintage gun I've wanted for years!
Kirk: I ran into a guy I knew in college and he beat me up and I beat him up until we were on top of each other rolling around in the dirt covered in blood with our shirts ripped off and I grinned and grinned and grinned with pleasure
McCoy: wait what
