EZRA when he. when

YouGov did a whole official poll on Americans' views of the middle ages and I’m obsessed

I'm in the 9% of respondents who think that the black death was based

my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.

all I'm gonna say is that:

while I'm going to assume this is a glitch for my own sanity, I've been noticing it's been hitting pretty hard on my openly trans mutuals and people I follow, along with the "mature rating" getting slapped on their innocuous posts.

the fact that a website that helps you stay on your feet can have an incredibly heartache inducing fuck up because of the previous things you've seen on here so casually. it's just. i can't.

I'm having a good time :)

i am not, sadly. my tummy hurts :(

I'm going to absolve you of this pain. I will transfer the pain onto myself.

ouuuuuuuughghhggggggggggggg,,,,,,,,,,,,, guuhhhggggh ooouughhhffgg :( oooouuumnhhhhhhhhh......

My tummy also hurts :(

Cheese pizza bad idea for lactose intolerant

jussts. senfdb it. send it to me ,,,,., . I can Take it

it's a few days later and I'm fighting for my life right now, this post actually worked and now I'm dying. this is what I signed up for so I'll take the punishment but like, my stomach has never hurt this much in my life.

my hubris

Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

Reblog me to spread the Snurse

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

I love musical motifs !! Yes !! Bring back the little melody from their first meeting into their later dance scene !!!! It's like foreshadowing but more fun to notice :D

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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

When two hyperfixations collide hehHhwhw

canceled my prime membership today