we’re corded together; invisible thread theory, did you hear about that?
it’s DIRT
unmute for comically aggrieved farmer
reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’
@diseonfire future?
I know I literally just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because
1. “LADIES”
2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”
3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)
4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated
It's you!
how can i sleep peacefully at night if somewhere out there phil lester is probably playing with his boyfriends outgrown hair right now.
We no longer have safe food. So much winning.
Conservatives don't see the value in prevention. They only value what harm can be inflicted.
Ballot measure as proposed by a member of the public, not a lawmaker-sponsored act of legislature. But yep.
^ Important clarification
for anyone unaware, BDS is calling for a boycott of Microsoft Game Pass, Minecraft, and New Xbox Consoles
scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
Dan is going to be the special guest at TommyInnit tour stop at The London Palladium on the 9th of April!
You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex
there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.
Never forget what they took from us