This time of year makes me feel cold.

humans in winter

What are you??

WHAT ARE YOU

pay attention, idiot

Bonus:

recruitment! (sad attempt at flirting)

live footage of me getting hit with the autism ray at birth

RATING: CUTE!

kirby loooooves autism and getting electrocuted

they intrigue me

He’s not even listening to them

Ah yes. Me. My husband. And his shredder.

JOB LISTING TRANSLATION GUIDE:

Urgently Hiring = Severely understaffed

Competitive Pay = Everybody gets paid something different. Don't even think about asking for a raise

Cross-Training= You'll be doing 3 or more jobs for the pay of 1

Fast-Paced Environment = You're gonna run your ass off

Earned PTO = You only get paid time off if you've been working there for a year or more

Benefits Available to Full-Time Employees = You'll be working part time

Rewards & Recognition Programs with Cash Payouts = Work hard enough and you might get a $15 gift card

yes you can hold my dick while i pee <3

I will suck your dick while you pee #different

I don’t remember saying this

Like to charge reblog to cast

You’re not casting

No fucking way

Favourite emo

aah hell naah we got the new mastermind villian all hail lesley everyone

“reagan ridley is autistic,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from a corner.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row is Shion Takeuchi, creator of inside job.

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

metal gear fans when they see an unsucked cock

This post makes me sad every time I see it. He keeps running towards the unsucked cock but he will never reach it

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

i see people saying shit like “she’s the best woman player” nah fam she’s the best one out there

I know basically nothing about tennis but I know that she is a league of her own