Is there a word for the constant fear of a specter looming behind you ready at any moment to twist your words into an excruciatingly detailed account of its sexual escapades with your mother

bstuiped

yeah it's called Me. Witness me, fool. I am become Step-Dad, doer of moms.

bstuiped

gallium-31 asked:

how do you know you weren't replaced by a fake version of you at birth

*meows at you*

#owned #swag #beast mode #the beast is unleashed

bstuiped

Reblogged

gallium-31

man I love Richard Nixon

bstuiped

why do they call him Richard Nixon when he rich ard of the nix the on

bstuiped

"good morning america," I say as I feast on the flesh of innocent young orphans. "I sure do love my morning cup o' joe." I add, sipping on the blood of an entirely different group of innocent young orphans

#relatable #don't talk to me without my coffee #girliepop

bstuiped

do you ever wonder what it would be like if we had like actual noodles for arms? That would be pretty terrible, I think.

So yeah, that's why I would be a good fit for your company, sir.

#boss style #swag mode #epic beast

bstuiped

dude what the flip is a snart? No, that was not an invitation to show me your snart. Bro I swear to god explaib to me what a snart is. Is this like another word for penis, bro? Are you trying to flash me right now? That's messed up, bro

#it was actually #so much worse #i know what a snart is now

bstuiped

some people out there aren't interested in John from Accounting, no... you have to be little freaks that are madly and uncontrollably in love with Scrimblio from Fuckshit, and for that, when the rapture comes, you shall be left behind. Or something.

#pwned #i did your mom #swag beast

bstuiped

so, you think you can fight me, huh kiddo? Heh, you wish... but since you think you're *strong* (you're actually super weak btw) I guess I'll hit you with my final attack...

*pwns U w1th my m3g4 d34th l4z0r 4nd 1t 0bl1t3r4t35 u 3p1ct45t1c4lly*

#swag #beast mode #boss style