they dipped my ass in nacho cheese!!!!!!

it takes two months to go and refill your water bottle

Naming my son "Vomit Porn" so his life is bad.

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

Oh, I think I'll sit this one out. I don't like to play games that involve trivia, drawing, lying, improv, rhythm, pattern recognition, random chance, making choices, competing in matters of creativity, cooperation with strangers, guessing things you aren't expected to know the answer to, losing sometimes, performing tasks that aren't obvious at first, being presented with twists, achieving goals, paying attention, reading, learning rules, looking at a screen, holding objects, hearing someone speak, acknowledging the existence of others, or playing.

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I could never leave this site

fascinating assumption

fav movie: mario movie

fav song: the super mario brothers theme song

dogs name: mario

cats name: luigi

fav food: mushrooms and peaches

occupation: plumber

favorite color: mario red

hobby: jumping

Biggest fear: Bowser

favorite video game: Burnout Paradise

Pygmy Shrew #42 has died in battle

Pygmy Shrew #43 has died in battle

Pygmy Shrew #21 status: Blood-Bringer

just found out there was a psp game of the 2009 astro boy movie and its got some amazing scenes

"Top or bottom?" I say we wrestle and do whatever feels good????

skate shop lubed me up for free

If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

A 12 year old Italian American girl who looked at a woman for too long on April 20th is probably more worried that she personally killed the pope than JD Vance is