why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama

tags @transezual

wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

by Colson Woodard

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

^Me rn

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

Wait, why am I so excited about getting a pointless achievement? I’m actually so stoked about this

Oh wait I get it now! “NESt seller”! Like “best seller” it’s a pun!

It took me 18 hours to get this joke, but I got there in the end.

So I’m writing a fic where

Yes YES The horse is out

i mean this in the gentlest possible way but if 75% of what you're posting for a given fandom is fuming rage spirals then maybe just maybe it's time to take a step back and consider whether or not you're actually having any fun with this optional thing you do for fun

"Why does Group A deserve human rights if Group B doesn't have them?"

Both groups deserve human rights. That's how human rights work.

Anyone who convinces you to barter one group's rights against another is not interested in giving them to either group.

breaking news!

roddenberry: we can just get a stunt man

shatner: no check this shit out

🔥🔥HALLOWNEST DASHBOARD SIMULATOR🔥🔥

💀 realdashmaster follow

ah shit ah fuck I'm gonna (remembers that joking about getting the infection is blasphemous to our god-king) fall in an acid lake

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🐡 fuckyeahwhurmps follow

friendly reminder that rancid eggs are often a cultural dish and you should not be so damn racist about them ^^-^^

🦋 gaymarissatruther follow

it literally causes disieases

🥚 wyrmely follow

CAN YOU SERIOUSLY SHUT UP ABOUT THAT, DEAR WYRM YOU PEOPLE ARE INSUFFERABLE

🥃 aspidmilk follow

you all are wrong. not gonna elaborate. blocked.

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Hmm I wonder why it's called that

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Ok so this sent me down a historical goam hole but turns out it's called Greenpath because it's green and the King made it a path!

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cmon dude join the hive mind already

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cmon dude join the hive mind already

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🍄 cutiebutton-shrumeling follow

ermmm isn't anyone gonna mention how the hivemind post is like really problematic :/

like i thought we were over this. a hivemind is just inherently problematic but y'all just won't listen

✨any anti shrume shared conciousness or saying it's the same as a hivemind dni✨

#i would have replied straight to the post but of course i was blocked by the f*cking b*es

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🔘 xx-soulmage-xx follow

ugh you guys still believe the soul sanctum's work is "unethical" or some woke crap like that. seriously throw yourself in the trash pit

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wyrmmm I want someone to taste meee 😩

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hi

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🌼 pacifist-mantis follow

🌼You are not immoral for using lifeblood

🌼 If you use it to deal with pain I love you

🌼If you use it recreationally I love you

🌼If you are addicted to lifeblood I love you

🌼If you want to quit lifeblood I love you

🌼If you don't want to quit lifeblood I love you

🌼Crime is not inherently immoral

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⚔️ thezote asked:

you are dumb and stupid

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FOOLISH CUR, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH? CRAWL BACK INTO THE PATHETIC CREVISE YOU CAME FROM, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...

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hey buddy you forgot to click that button that makes the ask anonymous

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@fake-post-archive

fake post archive

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little