be the fat butch dyke you wish to see in the world ☝️🙂‍↕️

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

coloring book no. 10

"vengeful"

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

#hoochiedaddysummer

Four of Swords. Art by Jesse Lonergan, from The Unveiled Tarot.

I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

the way cas puts on his seatbelt before crashing this car is absolutely sending me into the stratosphere he is the funniest character of all time

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

consider lezzing out when the moment arrives

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here